Rules of Rarity

Rules of Rarity is a song sung by Rarity (Kazumi Evans) in Canterlot Boutique.

Lyrics

 * The rules of Rarity, guaranteed quality
 * This I can assure
 * For each and every dress
 * I vow to give finesse
 * With time, love, and couture
 * My favorite moment's when a pony sees it
 * That special gown that she just adores
 * That pony's now in style
 * My hard work's all worthwhile
 * Oh, yes, it makes my heart
 * My heart just soar
 * The rules of Rarity, just a parody
 * No dress here's unique
 * The panels all the same
 * Each colored windowpane
 * I fashion only makes me want to shriek!
 * Oh, to create would give me elation
 * To feel once again some inspiration
 * Come on now, Rarity
 * Give me some clarity
 * Time for your couture love to rule
 * The rules of Rarity, extra TLC
 * This feels more sublime
 * Soon now, they will see how good these can be
 * With a little extra shine
 * The rules of Rarity, guaranteed quality
 * All can see it's true
 * These new gems add such flair
 * Their beauty can't compare
 * This old style suddenly gleams anew

Reprise 1

 * The rules of Rarity
 * Once stood for something
 * But now it feels just like some factory
 * Now every dress I make
 * With every flaw and mistake
 * Oh, how it makes my heart
 * My heart just break

Reprise 2

 * My favorite moment's when a pony sees it
 * That special gown that she just adores
 * That pony's now in style
 * My hard work's all worthwhile
 * Oh, yes, it makes my heart
 * My heart just soar!